The Federation of Alezian Union is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.4 billion Alezians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Alezian Unionian economy, worth 582 trillion Alezian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,970 Alezian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship, even God cannot save you in Alezian Union, farting etiquette is taught in schools, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alezian Union's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alezian Union is ranked 115,120^th in the world and 3,244^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.